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I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The adults are the big ones right?
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