So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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