Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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