just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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