i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Randomize
