Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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