It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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