does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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