I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We're too hungover to prance.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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