i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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