Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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