What did we do last night that was yellow?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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