I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
