i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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