i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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