What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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