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say what?
wanna hang out?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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