hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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