No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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