and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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