Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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