Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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