I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
thus making me awesome and them whores
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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