i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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