I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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