I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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