Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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