perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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