Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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