Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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