Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You were trust falling into bushes
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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