would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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