$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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