you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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