Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Vodka?
Forever.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Randomize
