dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
too bad you live with your parents still
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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