thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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