Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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