honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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