just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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