I molested 6 butterflies tonight
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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