Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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