Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
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