the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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