Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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