How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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