Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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