Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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