you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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