I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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