Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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