I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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