I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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