I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I will die if light touches me.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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